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Bye, George

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

–George Carlin

The first thing I heard when I woke up this morning and turned on the TV for the news was that George Carlin had died. While his dead is not as shocking as Tim Russert’s, I was surprised. Carlin struck me as too cantankerous to die–at least anytime soon. He was still performing in Vegas as late as last weekend, for chrissake. Complaining of chest pains, the 71-year-old Carlin was brought to the Santa Monica Hospital where he died of a heart attack.

Carlin started out as a suit-and-tie comedian, performing on such exalted shows as Ed Sullivan, Jack Paar and The Tonight Show. He shed his variety show persona in the ’70s when he dropped out, grew a beard and started doing drugs. His “7 Words You Can’t Say on TV.”

When Carlin wasn’t busy being profane, he was often profound, or both at the same time–and almost always funny. I don’t know how fitting a tribute this is, but I’d been reading his book Brain Droppings as a throne room selection. As I writer, I particularly appreciate his take on the mangling of the English language by folks who know nothing about it.

Carlin was scheduled to win the 2008 Mark Twain prize for American Humor to be handed out in November by the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

I’m not going to mourn Carlin. I can imagine what he’d say about wakes and funerals and the like. Mourning is bullshit. There’s even a bit on his website about the passing of celebrities. So I won’t contribute to the hoopla. But I will miss his wit and his insight.

To read more about Carlin, go here.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

One of the aftereffects of Tim Russert’s sudden death is the intense focus on cardiac health across the country. Waist size has emerged as a leading indicator of heart attack risk. Men should keep their waists 40″ or less. For women it’s 35″ or less. Since I quit smoking my waist, as well as the rest of me, has ballooned a bit. So contemplating getting out that tape measure is an exercise in stress induction, which makes your belly fatter, which presses on your other organs which puts strain on your heart. You see the problem here, don’t you.

On top of that, your waist should be no wider around than half your height. Now, I’m five foot nothing. Not even another half inch to play with. That means my waist should be no more than thirty inches across. Damn! These two skinny minis they interviewed on TV had twenty-nine inch waists, so I have no shot whatsoever.

Luckily I stopped smoking long enough ago that I feel ready to diet off those extra pounds.

And speaking of Tim Russert, it is said that after Bruce Springsteen’s ukelele strumming version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow was played at his funeral, mourners walked out to see . . . a rainbow.

Here’s a tribute to Tim . . .

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Tim Russert, 58, is dead

I have to admit I was annoyed at NBC last week for canceling my favorite Sunday program, Meet the Press, in favor of some sporting event I couldn’t care less about. Clinton had just conceded defeat to Obama and I was dying to know what Tim Russert’s commentary on that event would be. I guess the world will never know, since Russert died yesterday of what is said to be a massive heart attack.

I was not only shocked by Russert’s sudden death, but profoundly saddened. There are few things in this life one can count on, but Russert’s hard-hitting, penetrating reportage was one of them. My favorite tactic of his was to let guests blather on about what they said or what they did, then in rebuttal he’d pull out clips from earlier shows to refute whatever the guest just said.

Yet for all his professional success, Russert was still a regular Joe and a family man. He’d just returned from a family trip to Italy to celebrate his son Luke’s graduation from Boston College to prepare for this Sunday’s program when his heart gave out.

I could list a host of Russet’s career accomplishments, if I were so inclined, or post a list of luminaries with kind words to say at Russert’s passing. But I think the most relevant thing I can say is that in my house, as well as millions of others, if it’s Sunday, Tim Russert will be missed.