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excuse me while I touch the sky

Actually I’m really communing with my muse on deadline.  So if you don’t hear from me for a couple of days, you know what I’m doing.  Hope you’re enjoying whatever you’re up to.

speaking of guest blogging

I’m doing my blogging thing over at Bettye Griffin’s blog, Chewing the Fat with Bettye. The particular bit of grissle in my molars is learning to protect your writing. You can check it out here. I’ll be back blogging over here tomorrow.

Guest blogger Patricia W (sorta)

I was over at Patricia Woodside’s blog and found a post that made me say yes, YES, YESSS! I teach a fair amount of writing courses, and I’d never seen a post anywhere that helped potential online participants (a) decide on which course to take; (b) how to behave once you sign up.

To Patricia I say, thank you, thank you, first for writing the post and second for allowing me to post it here and to feature it on my for writers page.

For more sage advice from Patricia, vist her blog. For now, enjoy her post on writing workshops.

Online Writing Classes, Do’s and Don’ts

I don’t know that anyone has ever published etiquette or guidelines for behavior related to taking online classes but I thought someone might find my observations and experiences helpful. So here’s my take on this:

First, the Don’ts:
Don’t take a class if you don’t have time for it.
Sure, you can get and print out the lessons but why not wait for a later time when you’ll be fully engaged? You and your fellow partiicipants will gain more from your full involvement. And, if there is limited class size, you won’t be taking up space that could be used by someone who’s ready to learn.

Don’t take a class and then share all the handouts with all of your writing buddies and critique partners.
Yes, the material was great and you just know all your writer friends will think so too. Encourage them to take the class. What did it cost you, 20 bucks? Support the instructor and class sponsor by encouraging others to enroll.

Don’t be afraid to participate.
You may find yourself in the company of other published writers, or at least a whole lot of folks who seem to know a lot more about this writing thing than you do. Don’t allow yourself to be intimidated! Sit at your desk, in your most comfy pjs, and jump right in! Ask questions, engage in discussions, and lend your support of the other class members, many of whom feel just like you.

Don’t take a class and assume you are now an expert on the subject.
This one can be difficult, especially if the material really resonated with you. Perhaps you really do have a deeper understanding of the subject mattter. Put it to work in your writing so that you can truly master it.

Don’t allow the class to overwhelm with what you don’t know.
Some of the classes are short, maybe only a week or two. At the end, you may feel no more enlightened than when you started. Keep studying until you hit the nugget of truth that helps you to get it.

Don’t assume what you just learned is the only way to approach the subject matter.
Writing is like baking a cake. There are many recipes, all of which result in delicious eating. If something doesn’t resonate with you, don’t bad mouth it. Realize you still got something out of the class. You learned what doesn’t work for you.

Don’t take the class as an opportunity to posit your own theory on the subject matter.
This is the instructor’s class, not yours. Input is certainly welcomed but don’t take up the instructor’s time nor that of your classmates, challenging every point the instructor makes. If you’re not truly interested in learning the subject matter as it’s being taught, or quickly discover that the class is not for you, simply bow out. Don’t try to hijack the course and change it into what you need it to be.

Now the Do’s…

  • DO seek class recommendations.
  • DO research the class and instructor before signing up.
  • DO register before the deadline.
  • DO devote reasonable time to the workshop.
  • DO complete the assignments.
  • DO engage in class discussions.
  • DO ask questions.
  • DO keep up with the pace of the class so your questions are timely.
  • DO network with other class participants.
  • DO use digest to manage the message volume.
  • DO print out or download the lessons and handouts.
  • DO soak up as much information as you can, keeping what will be helpful to you, and graciously discarding the rest.

Most of all, keep writing!

One last point. I find the majority of online classes are offered between January and September, with July being an “off” month due to the RWA convention. Plan accordingly.

Peace & Blessings,
PatriciaW
Stay focused. Move Forward. Believe.

Adventures in niecesitting

I know. I know. I said I’d get organized this week, but I’ve got to do some babysitting today and will not have much time to do much else. So instead of a Thursday writing tip post, I leave you with a joke . . .

Job at FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. ‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them (US!).

Enjoy your day!!